10 Things About Germany

1. The water heater is broken, so taking a shower feels like jumping off the Titanic

2. German food is making me fat

3. The countryside is beautiful, especially in Bavaria

4. Bayerish is unintelligible, like Southern slang

5. Chickens get scared if you enter the coop wearing different colored clothes than you usually do

6. German teenagers are really good at soccer and really good at making you feel really bad at soccer

7. Not understanding what people are saying is okay when you can beat them at Ninja

8. Laundry is dumb and I shrunk my favorite dress

9. Pinterest is amazing and I found out how to unshrink it

10. Rain is wonderful here, even if you get soaked


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